#Texts for my #little #brother 👩👶

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

01335:

the xbox conference summed up in 1:41

He is a man, who is a youtuber!

Specifically, a gamer. He has a beautiful voice and is a really sweet guy. 

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

twoopy:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

twoopy:

i drew this like 203763 years ago

batakab

thanks

mistahlevi:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

U r so guapo.

humansofnewyork:

When we finished the shot, I glanced down at the photo and said: “I could hug you right now.”

“No you couldn’t,” she said, “I’m a fierce ass bitch.” 

(San Francisco, CA)

Welcome to San Francisco, where all the people are fierce ass bitches